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That is, if you want us too....
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| It's been a very very VERY long time, we realize. We here at E!
have been working on a very very long project, profiling some of our
favorite celebrities here in town. However, due to recent
developments, the hottest and best celebrities in Montville are not
what you would call "communicating" with us here at E! So until
that is all cleared up, as we're sure it will be, allow us to report on
something else.
BEST NIGHT EVER
Fed up with life, death, and band, these four hot celebs (clockwise~Pierce Brosnan, Fefe Dobson ,The Hot One, and Marie Osmond gathered at the new hot hangout~IHOP. What was totally going to be a standard "hang out" became, well...
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Orgy?
Of course, before all this, Pierce Brosnan was
seen acting, well, a bit like the real-life Mel Gibson. But far
from cursing the entire history of a ancient and rich religion, Brosnan instead concentrated on finding the floor:
Yes, yes she was high. But at least she didn't find the glow sticks...
Luckily, Boonton's hottest waitress ~Melody~ was ever the patient little anorexic. In fact, unconfirmed reports say she went home with...well, one of the hot celebs.
The Turkey's on the way Mel.
Overall, the best night of the summer. Makes you wonder what other celebrities have been up to. We here at E! love this life, thanks to IHOP...and boobs.
Now, please, send us more pictures from this summer. Because,
really, what's a gossip site without juice from the juiciest season of
the year?
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| I We here at E! REALLLLY miss doing this. I We need pictures. 
Help me us?
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| The Good, the Bad, and the OH MY GOD....
We here at E! are afraid we have bad news. This can really only be illustrated by one thing:
Tragedy on the Terrace
The
above picture shows celebs who will soon be departing this town in
search of fame and fortune elsewhere. Unfortunately, you cannot
see their faces, due to an unfortunate fight with the stone patio that
our camera lost. We here at E! apologize, but it appears that
until our parents get the camera fixed, we're screwed.
BUT you can help us stay in business. Do what we do. We here at E! absolutely always
have our camera with us, ready to capture any little moment we feel
would be good. Some make it to E!, some do not, it doesn't
matter. What matters is that it is captured. We here at E!
will be depending on you, the reader, to be guest photographers.
Send submissions to Katieloveslife@aol.com.
Meanwhile, we here at E! have weeks worth of pictures to share. So, on with the show!
No People Like Show People, Like No People I Know...
...Speaking of shows, Once Upon a Mattress at Montville (take that
Google), has taken its final bow. The award-winning show
concluded on Saturday after a critically acclaimed three day run.
The fifty person cast, twenty person pit band, and eight person crew
celebrated at B.B.'s, one of the most chic and elegant houses in
Montville, where the camera lost the fight.
Um, yeah...
On Wednesday, celebs Holly Marie Combs and Josh Groban
shocked the world (but not E!) with their hookup. All though the
pair had been predicted for a few weeks beforehand, no one before that
would have ever put the two together. Say eyewitnesses "who the
hell did THAT?!" *we here at E! wish to give the entire country
major shifty eyes*
Hot Celeb in Serious Danger of Bankruptcy
I wonder if she knows about Groban's current financial problems. Namely, he owes THE HOT ONE nearly
thirty dollars in expenses. What sort of expenses? Food,
clothing, sex? The world may never know...but we here at E!
certainly do. 
1 manicure-July: $11
1 manicure-February: $11
1 donut-March: $2
1 dinner-March: $5
Grand total: $29
Plus interest Groban, PLUS INTEREST.
Groban'd better watch his back. THE HOT ONE'S got powerful resources:
*photograph sponsored by Mastercard*
Now there's a Sight you Thought You'd Never See
J.
Lo...and a girl in sexy underwear. Finally meeting his dream of a
hot blonde junior? Nope, just shopping in Victoria's Secret. Hey,
what well adjusted male doesn't? Mastercard sponsored this
picture as well, as we here at E! were pursuing...other interests...
Ugh, could THE HOT ONE look WORSE in makeup?
And could Harrison Ford be any ridiculously cuter?
A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words
We
here at E! hate lawsuits. We despise them. We really don't
think there's any good reason to start one. That's why, with this
next picture, we're not going to say a word. We're simply going
to let it speak for itself. Sponsored by Mastercard, this picture
has no affiliation with us whatsoever. We're just going to let
you draw your own conclusions. Really.
Eye Candy
We
here at E! have been reading a lot of cheesy gossip magazines, and we
noticed a trend. Everyone wants to look at hot guys. Like
honestly, doesn't matter who you are, you like to stare at a drool
worthy picture from time to time. We here at E! are happy to
oblige. Presenting...
TOP TEN GUYS TO DROOL OVER
And with that time-consuming patheticness...we here at E! remind you to SUBMIT PICTURES, and bid you a fond farewell.
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| It has come to our attention here at E! that we have been playing with
fire. We knew this, but we were lulled into the false sense of
security that something as friendly and neighborhoodly as xanga
provides. We realize we were wrong and we apologize. We'd
like to thank our anonymous tipper Mr. S for bringing this to our
attention.
Actually, he didn't ask to be anonymous. It's part of our new
policy. From now on, all the Montville celebrities will, indeed,
be anonymous. Or rather, named after Hollywood celebrities, who have
their names, addresses, and boob size all over the net anyway.
Montville seems like a quiet safe little city
nestled here in Georgia, but we here at E! have always believed it is
better safe than sorry. Perhaps those of you native to Montville,
GA will have more fun this way, figuring out who the hell we here at E!
are talking about.
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